yuppadupp: thewholockgames: districteverthorne: what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too calm down satan Time...
jamjars: next time i’m upset and you say ‘but there’s starving kids in africa’ i’ll wait until you’re next happy and say ‘but there’s millionaires and celebrities and people that have a way better life than you’
attains: attains: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
inuysha-link-lover: algrenion: i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits MOTHER GOD you are the future
starrynights-: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and...
speightdaysaweek: czystiel: thetricksterandtheoptimist: evil-overlordess: Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill. “ Satan was just pretty chill.” what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful In...
berepah: undercover-moffat: intellectuallyattractedtomsskye: nelauk: purrospit: gentlefellow: panconkiwi: People that can draw correctly proportioned bodys without a previous sketch. People who can draw correctly proportioned bodys People who can draw correctly People who can draw People who can People and we always come back to this
jerkofanassbutt: andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: ohyousillypotato: what i’m looking for in a man: will lend me his hoodies good sense of humor is a cutie patootie will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood good taste in music Dean Winchester. You’re looking for Dean Winchester
masasexual: marciewantsthev: masasexual: Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character. Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
jolivet: simon-the-jewish-vampire: snarkreactors: I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue and then I realized uh oh WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!! THIS IS THE BEST
the-nerdinator: Valid reasons to hate Danneel Ackles: She bullied you all through high school She punched your disabled grandmother She urged your troubled brother to get into drugs She murdered your parents She crashed your wedding to admit she’s been having an affair with your fiancé Invalid reasons to hate Danneel Ackles: She’s married to Jensen Ackles. (This list also works if you...
justpiercetheveilalready: i love the feeling of listening to new music and you really like it from the first listen and you just dude
askteamfreederp: Meg: You do know that’s not what she really looks like, right?
hairandglasses: demmonz: demmonz: Reblog this if you want Hawkeye in The Avengers 2, played only by Jeremy Renner and with a better development of his character I wanna see if I’m alone here well, it seems I’m not alone here, now how do we let Marvel knows about this? finally, a good use for this thing
normal people: popular in real life
weird people: popular on tumblr
me: unpopular in real life and tumblr
pizza: pizza: i’m going to name my daughter casserole so then she’ll get the nickname cass and people will be like “oh, cass is short for cassandra, right?” and she will have to explain to them her name is casserole i’m also going to have another daughter with the first name crystal and middle name meth for obvious reasons
damnablepencil: krabwatch: m4ngos: krabwatch: i like the fact that i live in a world where people of any sex/gender can say ‘suck my dick’ and no one questions it why did you put sex/gender. it means the same exact thing. ding-dong you are wrong
adamflayman: my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along
levicasforpresident: The symbol used by the Man of Letters in Supernatural, this one is called a unicrucal hexagram and resemble the symbol used by the religion Thelema And the founder’s name is .. Aleister Crowley. Also the religions code is “Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law”. In other words Free Will. (x) I don’t know if this is a coincidence, but if it is - it’s a good...
My friend said that the Lord of the Rings is a...
dragonlordoferebor: booksandcatslover: geniusbillionairesassmaster: I AM NO MAN I AM NO MAN MUSTERTHE HOHIRRIM
goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence